1_List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will
2_Don't say who they are.
3_Never discuss it again.
 You are by far the most annoying person to talk to ever. You are fat scary and ugly and I don't give a shit about your love life or lackthereof. Stop being so fucking creepy. I don't want to hang out with you ever again. That was the worst hour of my life.
 You are the most arrogant person I have ever met. Quit that I'm better than everyone shit and maybe you'll have some friends and get laid.
 No one cares because they all hate you anyway.
 I show that picture you sent to my phone to EVERYONE.
 I think your girlfriend is cute too.
 I fucked your boyfriend, I fucked your boyfriend. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And everyone I've ever met knows. Except you. CUNT.
 I like you. A LOT.
[8[ Yeah, that was my idea. And I love it.
 You are the best kind of person in the world, an honest person. And I admire you and value your opinions more than anyone else in the entire world. Although I don't always follow your advice, I take it to heart and feel guilty when I don't because I know you're always right.
 You're not ugly on the outside, in fact, youre gorgeous. But, you're ugly on the inside. That's why you have no friends. Including me.